Toilet Town Blog

Here’s a clip from skateboard.com that i have some wallrides in from back to the banks.

august 16th skated at back to the banks in nyc. Got 5th in wallride contest. Here is how they listed me on interstatemag.com

B2B Results from Sat, Aug 16

Bank to wall
1. Jimmy McDonald
2. Dustin Something
3. Robert Lopez Mont
4. Willy Akers
5. Dude with the Mohawk and Osiris banana shoes

Jetty Skateboard Tour COMING SOON.
REALLY SOON!

8/17 - 6:00PM - FDR - Philadelphia, PA
8/18 - 1:30PM - Vu Skate Shop - Baltimore, MD
8/20 - 1:30PM - Bare Wires & Long Branch Skatepark - Longbranch, NJ
8/22 - 6:30PM - Underground Skate Shop - Boston, MA
8/23 - 2:00PM - David Deane Skatepark - Nashua, NH

Official Turdz at homebase.

New art!

Too hot and no money to leave the house.
Youtube all day.
Best Billy Rohan clip on youtube..

2nd best billy rohan clip on youtube..

This Sat. June 14th ROoftop rampage.. 11am-6pm, hosted by billy rohan..
check the link for more info and to see the rooftop http://www.runmygame.com/

i randomly got a message from someone on myspace… here is my very modest reply to them:

trying to make fun of funtown?? hahaha, are you serious?! i’ve never even heard of funtown. who the fuck are you?

i’ve been toilet town for years, i’m a famous fuckin artist and my art is seen all over the fuckin world, you fuck.

my art is all over the fucking world!!!
and yeah i’m in lehigh valley all the time. i go there whenever the fuck i want. i go anywhere i fucking want.

if you ever saw my face with the awesome beards i grow, you’d fuckin love it, everybody does. i’ve been featured in a magazine just for being able to grow such an awesome beard. are you even a real man like me? can you even grow a beard!

what are you? nothing! never heard of you. you think i’d waste time making fun of you?! im fuckin international.

every where i go ladies want to fuck me, and all the guys want to give me high fives.

toilet town fuckin shits on your town.
sloppy diahrea shit all over your town.

no one fucks with me. and on top of all that i’m level 47 orc hunter on world of warcraft, and if you play on there i’ll find you and fuckin own you. also i’m really good at a lot of other video games as well. i’ll own you in any video game in any arcade. im pro at Dance dance revolution also!

look at my profile, im fuckin famous.

`alex
toilettown.com

You should of taken a second to look at my profile instead of being a conceited fuck and assumed it was made to made fun of you. Then you could of avoided fuckin with a real man like myself.

This is old news, but the jersey city foundation spot is completely destroyed. Even the ground was destroyed and is now just a giant dirt landfill. Here’s a photo of me taken by Jersey Dave.

April 18th and 19th did two demo’s with Jetty. One at shields skatepark the other at Black Diamond. Black Diamond is the old vans park inside of a mall. In the food court bathroom there is only two stalls one with some crack head in it talking to himself and the other with no toilet paper.. went to sears bathroom and some weird guy is in there doing weird things to himself.. went to macys bathroom and finally no weirdo’s or crazys around. Here is a photo of me doing a rocknroll taken by nick zegel at shields skate park from the demo.

Still have no phone. Here’s a tshirt idea zeegisbreating.com came up with using some of my characters/art. It’s just an idea, not actually coming out.

Here is a list of every video of me on youtube that I know of…
there is a lot of them…

Montages 2002 - 2007
2002 Alex Duke/Hackettstown
2003 Alex Duke/Michigan Montage
2004 Alex Duke/New Jersey
2005 Alex Duke
2006 Alex Duke
2007 Alex Duke/Ditch Pox Vid
Alex Duke Goodbye Weasel

Documentarys & Art & Other Clips
Documentary: Alex Duke
Voice Over Shitman Cartoon
Short Animation
Turdz Commercial
Short Montage
Saturday Banks Pillar
Hoblog:Jersey City

Homebase Skatejams
5boro Skate Jam
Foundation Vid Premier/Ramp Jam
Halloween SkateJam 2(*listen to what someone in audience says when winner is announced. haha)

uh.. this isn’t all of them. i’ll add the rest another day.

My phone is completely broken now, so if you called or texted me, i haven’t gotten it.